Weapons Cypher

[Vallus]

Rules are to make a story using the weapon
Given to you by the person who posted above you...

Be creative....no freeposting

[Vallus]

First Weapon - A plastic bag and a rope

[Perplex]

The Bitch Got Brave I Found Her Layed Out Witha Man In My Bed, So I Sat There Shocked With Ma Glock To My Head ..//
I Was Confused Like a Bitch, Just Pacen Through Tha House, So I Was Like Fuck It n Got Me a Plastic Bag n a Rope So I Can Keep"Em Both In Tha House..//
So I Tape"Em Both Up Then Put Tha Bag Over His Face, Then Told That Bitch Its Time To Die, When I Put Tha Steel In His Face ..//
I Was Like, Any Last Words Befor I Pull This 'Trig' But When I Was Gonna Let Dude Have It I Heard Somebody Open a Door ..//

[Perplex]

Second Weapon - A Lamp

[Vallus]

Me & a buddy chillin, smokin sum herb
He looks & makes a joke @ my girl
She looks @ me like what the fuck, open his perch
I take it slow so as to be cautious approachin the nerd
I stay jokin and assured and assertive lying to distract his aim
Then I grab a lamp off a table and smash it to the side of his face
Take the wire out the wall and wrap it 9 times till he loses his eyes from the strain
Blood comes out in geysers from the veins, he's lying lookin strange
Dying comes in place, I take my girl and ride off to get from the fray....




Next Weapon - A Cement Block and a Vise

[Etell E. Gence]

whats a vice oh well im just not gon use it

at a hotel with me n my fam/
then i saw bitch nigga i been beefing with Sam/
at da cleaners i set em up/
pulled up on em in tha dark truck/
beat em down a while then a cement block ta da gut/
choke em with da vice? then took his fucking tux/


next weapon:a human head and a bottle of windex

[Vallus]

The head has become diseased, I'm makin the victim eat it
Puke it up like their belemik, then completely fucking re eat it
After that,I'm cleaning their mouth with windex, make it shine
Make 'em drink a little so that they can get a taste before they die
Waste it in their eyes, take an eye out of the rotten head
Make them eat the eye then pluck out the other one to make it a set
They start to twitchin, I park a pistol right @ the back of their wig
Eat that shit bitch, or I'mma put this lead thru ya shit
They eat the head down to bones & a skull then start convulsing & turnin
I kick them hard n cussing, until they start foaming like starch with deteregent





Next Weapon - A Rusted Sharpened Crowbar

[Etell E. Gence]

roled on this guy for sum quick cash/
I ran outta bullets so i couldnt put a hole in his ass/
first i hoped out barged in his house/
kicked his ass and shoved da crowbar in his mouth/
choked em ta death and his eyes poped out/

Next Weapon - nail polish and curling iron

[Vallus]

The curling iron is sure inspiring burnin fiber n skin
I keep the light tightly gripped to this guys wrists till I see light colored filaments
he feels the shit, screamin and talkin all out of his script
I bleed him to death then put nail polish all over his nails n shit
I bail witta spliff, runnin from bail & sum crazy pigs
Huffin the fumes from the empty container the polish came in




Next Weapon - a styrofoam cup and a garbage bag

[Dennen]

a styrofoam cup and a garbage bag

i Spill The Intestines into a Styrofoam Cup An Watch His Partner Drink Em
With The Blade Of A Knife An Handcuffs It Wasnt Hard To Convince Em
Wit My Delinquent Thaughts Of Killin Tha Whore, I Had To Kill Em
So I Diced Em Up, Put Half Tha Man Ina Garbage Bag, Tha Rest Was Consumed
I Let Tha Blonde Go Tho, She Wouldnt Say Shit, She Was Too Damn Confused


Next Weapon

A Balloon an a Tie Rack

[Double~Hitz]

A Balloon an a Tie Rack WAT!!!!!

Caught My Bitch Wit A Dude They Were Both Nude ~~
Started Getin Aroused, "Man, This Shit Quite Rude" ~~
But I Came To My Sences And kick His Ass Senseless~~
Fool this Is My Princess, But I Was Defenseless ~~
All Is Saw Was A Fuckin Ballon, So I Was Like "Here Bitch Have This BOOM" ~~
Ya Gonna Die Fool And its Not to Soon ~~
Stuck Tha Ballon In His Ass Grabed On His Dick Real Fast ~~
Shit Smelt Like Gas Plus the Way That It Blast ~~
Is This Dude Dead Yet, Now To Send His Family Some Death Threats ~~
Got Up, All Of A Sudden Got Attack From Tha Back ~~
Wrestlin On the Floor I Grab the Nearest Weapon "Wat Tha Fuck" it Was A Tie Rack ~~
Smacked Over the Face Dead Person In My Place ~~
So I Called up My bois All Of them ~~
Turn this Dude Around "Oh Fuck" This Dude Was Dennen ~~

Next Weapon -- A Can Of Coke A Cola & A Tv Remote

[Etell E. Gence]

fuck i was at home and dis baasterd boke in/
found em and shoved da romote in his mouth ta choke em/
wit da romote in his mouth he started swinging viciosly/
but i doged em all so he was missing me/
grabed my coke/
poured it on da remote/
and da dude was shocked from a blast of electricity/

next weapon - a picture frame and a X-Box

[Perplex]

Ok Let me drop sumethin

I Was In Tha House Then Tha Chick Got Crazy, She Picked Up My X-Box n Threw It n It Almost Hit Me, ~Then She Started Screamin She Hate Me~ .. //
I Didn't Know What To Say, I Was Like Why U Trippen n What I Do n ~Why U Hit Me With a Picture Frame, ~Exspecialy Tha 1 With a Pic Of Me n U~ .. //
She Just Sitten There Sayin, I Know What U Do, ~U Done Fucked Up n Fucked Like 3 Or 4 Chicks In My Crew~ .. //
N Im Like, Damn Thats My Past Ive Changed, I Aint Tha Same U Know That Shit, ~Thats Why I Bought U Tha Ring~ .. //


Next Wepon - Hot comb n a Glass Cut

[Vallus]

The glass cut is past fucked & it cut my hands up
I threw it away now all I got is a comb to attack son
I smash 'em in the eye and the comb pierces jelly
He falls to the ground and begins quiverin from ear to belly
I take the comb missin the handle & shit, smack him a bit
He starts laughin until I put the prongs down his shit
He isn't clownin then, he's bleedin on the floor
I twist it n break his neck n clean it like evening chores




Next Weapon - A hammer & a icepick